Back to school

The buses are rolling and it is time for some schoolin'...

Sarah- Go sit in the corner until you think you can behave yourself young lady! And wipe off that lipstick Missy. You look like a hussy.

Billy- You just earned yourself an extra assignment young man. I want 500 sentences - "I will not lie"- written neatly on narrow lined paper on my desk in the morning sir or there will be heck to pay.

Newton- Go back to the Principal's office right now. Yes sir- I know you just got off probation for your previous misdeeds, but if you can't play nice with others, you have to go back to the office and think some more about how you are behaving. NO BACK TALK NOW!

Rush- If I've asked you once I've asked you a HUNDRED times. PLEASE. Stop. Talking. Go put our nose in that circle on the board and BE QUIET for once in your short little life.

Glenn- For heaven's sake! What is wrong now? Stop right now or I'll give you something to really cry about. Fine- move over there all by your lonesome and pout. But give it a rest and stop carrying on.

Class, Claaasss, CLASS! children stop making fun of Barack! He can't help his name- Am I right Rand? Remember this polite young man just moved here and you aren't making him feel very welcome. Now you Barack- your assignment tonight is a short report on Hawaii. I just know that the class be fascinated when they learn about your birthplace.

That's it for Sister Mary Elephant tonight.