Coexist

The Clark County Indiana Democrat Weblog is maintained by the Clark County Democrats Webmaster with occasional guest bloggers. We don't strive for non-partisanship, but it is meant for reflection, not attacks. We invite response, but we want responses in the same spirit.

I've been thinking about all the issues that seem to be big in this year's election...My suggestion for all present and future Democrat candidates is that you plan now to take care of these items, so when the time comes these will be non-issues for our party's campaigns
So:
Go get an American Flag tattoo someplace visible...like your chin. Sounds painful I know, but "no pain, no gain".
Remember when you were a kid and you wanted a different name? (My name of choice when I was 12 was Linda.) Pick a name like that and get all the paper work for the name change dealt with. While you're at it, work on a good explanation why you ditched the name your family gave you, because talk show hosts of the future will want to hear something about this important topic.
If your preacher says anything you disagree with get up and walk out starting this Sunday. As a precaution, Donkey Girl suggests that you start looking immediately for a very small church that has no money for taping and broadcasting.
Hire a trainer so you are the fastest one to put your hand over your heart when saying the Pledge. You might even want to invest in one of those dog shock collars and have the trainer use some negative reinforcement to burn this maneuver into your brain, so that even in your sleep your hand will go to your heart when you hear "I pledge allegiance..." By the way- for the really dedicated candidates DHG says learn ALL the verses to the Stars Spangled Banner, too.
Fresh out of novel approaches to campaigning in advance, but still excited about the elections!Donkey Hussein Girl



This is not how the founders envisioned our government. No matter which Dem. we run for President, it will take a long time to get this bitter Republican taste out of my mouth!
>:( Donkey Hussein Girl